Veritas Industries are very excited to announce the future availability of our new, patent-pending, everlasting Veritice ice-cream!
After an ice-cream related accident in the offices led to the discovery of new techniques required for long-term reversible cryopreservation we thought, what else could be done with this great power? Our first thought, frozen fire, didn’t prove commercially viable ( was fun though ) but our second thought was a lot more viable – everlasting ice-cream that won’t melt.
We won’t bore you with the sciencey stuff but essentially the process is quite simple, first we take water and mix in some interesting*, top-secret, and totally food safe ( we hope ) chemicals into it then freeze it.
Our first flavour, Vanilla Ice, will be in the shops very soon, but if you want to get a sneaky taste of it then consider signing up for Insomnium trials where you’ll have access to complimentary buffets provided by Hogs & Kisses Catering and Veritice Desserts.
* contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulphuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye #2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni. May also contain nuts, Alex was eating some pistachios near the mixture and he’s a bit clumsy.