We have access to the best medical researchers in the industry, trust us, we’ve made sure of that. So why not put them to the task of researching whatever you’re interested in rather than spending the time doing it yourself.
As you can see, some of our researchers sometimes like to have a bit of fun in the office but don’t worry, Tom has now been transferred to the Drug Trials department. He will still be helping with medical research, just in an altogether less voluntary fashion.
We have all the modern amenities you would expect from a world class medical research division such as microscopes, stethoscopes, books, the internet, and hazmat suits. Plus, with our Free Clinics around the world and private-industry partners we have an unprecedented number of test subjects at our disposal.